Michael Jack-Kwan Trivia Answers

Section One Questions (2 Points)
1) Which day this week did Michelle Kwan celebrate her birthday?
Tuesday
Kwanzaa - M. Chuabey
July 7th, and I'm still partying! - S. Webster
Well, it should have been April 1st. But I'll guess and say the day between Sunday and Monday... you know, Loserday. - R. Hunsinger

2) How old is she?
29
27 - S. Harteis
Super old. Like 28, maybe? - W. Trueax
55, and excited about getting the senior discount at Denny's. - T. Dooms
Too old to be competative. - M. Chuabey
32 - J. Vuletic
30 - S. Webster/J. Lute
28? How should I know? - R. Hunsinger
27 - J. Gumm

3) Another figure skater from Michelle Kwan's era was arrested in a drug bust this week. Who was it?
A) Tonya Harding B) Nicole Bobek C) Tara Lapinski
I really hope it's C, hussy. - S. Hibbard-Swanson

4) Which Kwan-rival, who won Silver in the 2006 Olympics, has announced her comeback to amateur skating for this year's Olympic season?
A) Sarah Hughes B) Irina Slutskaya C) Sasha Cohen
Slutskaya sounds awesome. - M. Chuabey
I don't know, but for some reason I really like Irina SLUTskaya. - R. Hunsinger

5) Which flamboyant American male skating diva recently had a documentary made about him called Pop Star on Ice?
A) Johnny Weir B) Brian Boitano C) Scott Hamilton
Johhnny's Gay Weir - T. Walker
I hope it was Brian Boitano--I love South Park. - M. Chuabey

6) What was the name of Michael Jackson's family's singing group?
The Jackson Five
The Jackson Five and Their Funky Hairdos - S. Hibbard-Swanson
The Jackson Five... otherwise known as The Shambles or America's Most Wanted

7) Which Michael Jackson song are these lyrics from: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Thriller
Thriller, the first album cover on which he DEFINITELY started to look like a woman. - M. Chuabey

8) Which Michael Jackson song are these lyrics from: They told him you don't even come around here, Don't wanna see your face, You'd better disappear, The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear.
Beat It

9) What was Michael Jackson's most famous dance move?
The Moonwalk (however, the Crotch Grab was also accepted.)
Moonwalk, or the answer to the above question. - S. Webster
The Moonwalk, though Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were famous for doing it as well. - M. Chuabey
The twelve-year-old twist... oh sorry, I mean the Moonwalk. - K. Snook

10) What was the name of Michael Jackson's ranch that included a ferris wheel and other circus rides?
Neverland
Neverland Ranch... wow, that guy had some problems. - M. Chuabey

Bonus Questions (1 Point)
1) Which tennis player just won the men's Wimbledon title?
Roger Federer
Venus Williams - T. Dooms

2) Which video-game features the main character Lara Croft?
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider--welcome to 1996! What kind of question is that? - M. Chuabey

3) You suffer from misopedia. Do you have an abnormal aversion to:
A) Very Large Books B) Children C) People Who Do Not Spend Money
A love for drinking Meso Soup while reading Wikipedia, while reading about Meso Soup on Wikipedia. - M. Chuabey
I pick A because when I first read it, it looked like "Very Large Boobs." - R. Hunsinger

4) What is the world's oldest and most-widely consumed beverage?
Beer
BEER. Breakfast of Champions. Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - M. Chuabey
Beer. Rumblemintz is a close second I'm sure. - K. Snook

Bonus Michelle Kwan-stion (3 Points)
Michelle Kwan just got accepted into a graduate program at which university?
A) Penn State University B) Ohio State University C) Tufts University
I'm not going with Penn State or Ohio State, because I think I would know of your extreme excitement or anger about her choice of schools by now if either were true. - W. Trueax
Well, Bob's Quick Degree University was not on the list, so I'll guess B. - T. Dooms
I will guess C Tufts, because that doesn't sound like a real university, and Michelle Kwan is not actually real. Just an elaborate fantasy of your mind. - M. Chuabey
Tufts because it sounds like an online university which would be the only way she would get accepted. - R. Hunsinger
Geez, who keeps up on this? - J. Gumm