1) What is a male duck called? A Drake
Mr Duck - T. Dooms
A Male-ard - M. Chaubey
Donald - K. Bixler, W. Trueax, S. Webster
Duckman - D. Joyce
2) What is a female duck called? A Hen
Mrs Duck - T. Dooms, P. Knobloch
A Daisy Duck - M. Chaubey, K. Bixler, W. Trueax, S. Webster
Squaw - C. Gottfried
Duck le femme, not to be confused with duck l'orange. - D. Joyce
3) What is a young duck called? A Duckling
A ducking, not to be confused with a Yuengling. - M. Chaubey
Huey, Dewey or Louie; It all depends on what color sweater it's wearing. - K. Bixler
4) What is the name for a young goose that looks like a duck, but isn't one? A Gosling
Ugly Ducking - T. Dooms, C. Gottfried, B. Hughes
A gosling with an identity problem. - J. Gumm
Fool's duck. - K. Bixler
Ryan Gosling - W. Trueax
Ugly - S. Webster
Gander - T. Walker
5) What is it called when the ducks smooth, clean and groom their feathers with their beaks? Preening
Obsessive-Compulsive - T. Dooms
Preening or good hygiene - J. Gumm
Heavy Petting - R. Hunsinger
6) What is another name for a beak? A Bill
A beaque - T. Dooms
Bill (or William if you want the proper name.) - P. Knobloch
Lips - C. Walker
Yellow-thing-attached-to-the-face - K. Bixler
Schnozz - W. Trueax
Pecker - S. Webster, T. Walker
7) What is the noise that ducks make? Quack
Quack (except the physics ducks that say Quark.) - P. Knobloch
Quack, quack... in Scandanavian it's "Kvack, kavck." - M. Chaubey
There's also the "peep, peep, peep" of duckings... - C. Gottfried
"Aflack!" - S. Webster
Moo... - R. Hunsinger
8) This is a picture of, arguably, the best-known and most-recognizable type of duck. What type of duck is it? MallardDinner - S. Webster
9) Which two lovable duck characters (who are dating each other, by the way) did Walt Disney create? Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Donald and Daisy, it's only legal in some states however. - M. Chaubey
10) Name the three great-nephews of Scrooge McDuck in the popular cartoon Duck Tales. (Hint: They are nephews of one of the characters in questions 9, but they live with their great-uncle Scrooge in Duck Tales.) Huey, Dewey and Louie
Huey, Moey and Newton - C. Gottfried
Money, Cash and Kazangas - T. Walker
11) Which Danish author wrote the famous fairy tale The Ugly Duckling? Hans Christian Anderson
A rather homely fellow who was trying to make himself feel better. - K. Bixler
Mmmm, cheese danish... Sorry, what was the questions? - D. Joyce
Aesop - N. Gould
Dr. Seuss - R. Hunsinger
12) Which Disney movie trilogy from the 1990's revolves around a Twin-Cities ice hockey team that sticks together despite a number of challenges? The Mighty Ducks
I think Michelle Kwan played the figure skater the first team recruited. - T. Dooms
13) In the world of politics, a Lame Duck is a person who is approaching the end of his or her tenure, and has lost political power because their successor has already been chosen. (Super Double Bogey Question!)
Not Sarah Palin though! - M. Chaubey
If you listen to Sarah Palin, this also means you draw on state funds to take international trips and do nothing to complete the agenda you campaigned on. - J. Gumm
A Cooked Goose! - K. Bixler
14) Complete the Lyric: Rubber Ducky, You're the one! You make bath-time so much fun!
Michelle Kwan - C. Walker
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of youuuuuu! - M. Chaubey
Crackers, Wackers - C. Gottfried
Mrs Ducky - S. Webster
15) A Tur-Duck-en is a dish consisting of a partially deboned turkey, stuffed with a deboned duck, which is then stuffed with a small deboned chicken.
I know this because my brother has always wanted us to make one at Thanksgiving. - T. Dooms
A Fowl Dish - P. Knobloch
Fowl-acy - C. Walker
Peking Duck, or is that Bejing? - C. Gottfried
A great meal - S. Webster
16) Which game, for young children, references ducks in the name? Duck, Duck, Goose!
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose! If you were were really mean you could pick some slow, unathletic kid asthema, thus ensuring your victory. - M. Chaubey
I'm suppsed to remember games for young children? What about Red Light, Green Light? - C. Gottfried
Duck, or get clobbered. - S. Webster
Bonus Questions (Varying Point Values)
17) (3 Points) In regard to question 12, name the three movies in the trilogy: The Mighty Ducks, D2, D3
The Mighty Ducks vs. Michelle Kwan - T. Dooms
Son of the Mighty Duck - P. Knobloch
I was a Teenage Mighty Duck - P. Knobloch
Mighty Ducks 2: What ever happened to Gordon Bombay and that hot mom? - M. Chaubey
Mighty Ducks 3: Does anyone even remember what this movie is about? - M. Chaubey
Here come the Mighty Ducks, Here are the Mighty Ducks, There go the Mighty Ducks - C. Gottfried
The Mighty Ducks, The Revenge of the Mighty Ducks, The Mighty Ducks go to Vegas - H. Cornwall
18) (2 Points) Which two cartoons in the 1990's were spinoffs of Duck Tales? and Darkwing Duck and The Quack Pack
Kwan Tales and Kwan Heads - T. Dooms
A Tail of Two Cities and Fowl Ball - P. Knobloch
A Christmas Duck and The Easter Duck - C. Gottfried
...Goof Troop? - T. Walker
Furturama and South Park - N. Gould
19) (1 Point) In regard to question 14, which Sesame Street character sang this song? Ernie
Susan Field - C. Walker
Ernie, his marage too, is only legal in certain states. - M. Chaubey
Kermit the Frog - C. Gottfried
Big Bird - T. Walker, J. Lute
Susan's Lame Duck Jokes (1 Point)
20) What do ducks eat with milk? Quackers
21) What does the doctor say to a duck after he has beak examined, and the results are positive? "You have a clean bill of health." also excepted: "Please pay your bill."
Please don't poop on my exam table, again. - T. Dooms
22) A duck goes to the beach and starts sinking into the sand. What is wrong with the sand? It's Quacksand
23) What is the ruling when a baseball is hit out of bounds and lands in a duck pond? It's a Fowl Ball
Fowl Ball... are you kidding me?! - R. Hunsinger
Slam Duck - J. Lute
Michelle Kwan-stions (3 Points)
1) Speaking of ducks and food... on August 23rd a show premiers on Food Network starring Olympic gold medalist Brian Boitano called What Would Brian Boitano Make? My question to you is: What would Brian Boitano make?
Reservations - T. Dooms
An exit from television, or in the venacular of today's quiz, he should duck out of television. - P. Knobloch
Skate Cakes - C. Walker
Turducken, right? - M. Chaubey
Uh... what promises to be a really bad show. - J. Gumm
Golden Egg Rolls with Triple dux Sauce - C. Mock
Duck, Brian Boitano Duck - K. Bixler
Duck Soup - C. Gottfried, S. Webster
Apparently a bacone, but I'd rather see him make a sno cone, it's more suited to his former profession. - W. Trueax
Duck l'orange - D. Joyce
Bacon... just bacon. - T. Walker
Canadian Bacon - N. Gould
Something fruity for sure. - R. Hunsinger
Figure 8 Pasta - B. Hughes
Triple Salkow Triamisu - H. Cornwall
2) If Michelle Kwan had her own cooking show, what would she make?
Duck a la Kwan - T. Dooms
Peking Duck - P. Knobloch, D. Joyce, S. Webster
A mess - C. Walker
A souffle of shame and regret. - M. Chaubey
Not Quite Blue-Ribbon Blueberry Pie - J. Gumm
Bronzed peking duck, on a Silver platter, without a Golden egg. - C. Mock
Skating Chicken, like beer chicken but on skates--or she could just cook a skate, the fish not the shoe. - K. Bixler
Sezchaun Duck - C. Gottfried
International cusine, like Indian food. She is studying International Relations after all. - W. Trueax
Nothing. They wouldn't give her a show because she doesn't have an Olympic gold medal. - T. Walker
General Tso's Chicken - N. Gould
I'm not sure, but it would win any awards. - R. Hunsinger
Stars Pasta - B. Hughes
"You Kwan Cook Too!" - H. Cornwall